So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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