Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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