At least make sure they are 18
Why
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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