he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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