I hate your face
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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