What a fucking waste of an outfit
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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