is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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