i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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