So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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