I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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