Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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