just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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