please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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