Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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