She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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sex in a hospital.. check
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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