She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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