I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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