Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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