oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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