I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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