ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?