are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Ketchup is God's man juice
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.