I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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