i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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