I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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