he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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