Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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