giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
organizing the empties. That sober.
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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