I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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