What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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