it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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