You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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