I need help removing her.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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