the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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