Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
she told me i tasted like america
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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