She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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