Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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