i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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