Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
did you just send me my own nude
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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