If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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