she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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