Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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