Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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