im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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