I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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