I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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