i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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