So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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