last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I need moral support for this bender
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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