It's like God shit irony all over that family
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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