I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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