We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I can't put those talents on a resume
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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