No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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