Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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